The notes on the porch

Anon:
I know she is guilty!
When the sun will rise – you’ll find
her dead body here.

Husband:
No problems, amigo. 
Add some tacos and beer,
Noone will blame you.

Wife:
A new offer to you… 
I’ve got a hot cream and cold strawberries
inside of my knickers. Waiting.

Anon:
Hm, life is full of challenges.
Mixing the cream and strawberries is
actually one of my superpowers.

Husband:
Sitting on the porch, claping
my hands over the cold body,
well done, anon, you ‘completed’ my day.

Wife:
I just wanted to say…- 
The body isn’t mine.
And yes, darling, this is the poison in your coffee.

Haha!  😂


The word Guilty used for Daily Prompts 

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  1. That was very intriguing especially the part about the hot cream and cold strawberries inside the wife’s knickers, but wouldn’t it have been easier for her to just put on some edible undies?

    • Don’t know where all that comes from😂 …but I thought the porch with a dead body and the husband drinking poisoned 🤢 coffee – is perfect story for Thursday. The last thing- to add “guilt” 😅

  2. This is a very unique piece, well done. The best part of a poisoning is telling the person you have poisoned them. The panic, all they can think about their last moments on earth. It’s cruel buy necessary to bring the whole experience together.

      • It made me miss the homemade strawberry shortcake with heavy cream we used to make. So delicious and fresh, we would always eat too much. And of course, one risked bite marks on their hand if they got to close.

      • Yes!!! On my hike yesterday, I found wild strawberries. It was difficult not to harvest them for myself but I left them for the bears. I get some from the farmers market and relive some great strawberry memories.

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