The Itch Of Life

Life is a phobia of the big breasts and the roads with no end. Life is the empty plates and a plastic bags. Dark ones, with your name on it. 

Life is not a Tuesday, but Friday. Especially if a happy hour is ahead of you, but you have to work for an ask-hole who doesn’t ask shit, that’s why you do it anyway, because this is what he payed you for.

Life is a gun, pointed to your head right on the porch, where you are standing and listening the empty sound of your wife, who is blowing away the dreams of the next year together. With Joe. 

Who is Joe? Why do you care? Just one more lonely dude. Don’t worry. Life is smart, it is throwing at you only those you can handle. 

Life is a hashtag of the words you can’t pronounce. But you want to learn. To learn ‘how to become popular’. For one day. Or an hour. Life is welcoming. And kind. It says: ‘Ah, sweetheart, go ahead, squeeze your balls between Chuck Norris and the dogs of the Queen!’

That’s why you are going to your room, grabbing the Phone, cutting open your chest,

(would be nice to cut in two halves the chest of that Joe, but you are a coward, that’s why you are doing what you are doing the best – keeping your mind ‘unemployed’)

to check – if the heart is still there…And taking a selfie, to show to the world: Look – I am #alive, I am #social, I am #you. 

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  1. Pretty good. Most people think that throwing random words together is enough, but yours had the underlying double meanings that you need to make something like this work.

    I am #IMPRESSED…

    • lol thx 😁 ✌️ but to tell you honestly, I kinda threw random words together, in hope they’ll stick and I’ll get the text out of the mess haha to post..

      • When I saw dark plastic bag with your name on it, I felt “body bag”. But, there was the mundane use of it with paper plates as in what you’d purchase at the store. Am I reading too much into it? And, if so, HOW CAN I STOP DOING THAT???

  2. This is a brilliant piece of writing . I love your style. It is both dark and humorous. “Life is a hashtag of the words you can’t pronounce.” Yup! Sums it up pretty well. And as for opening up the chest…..I’m too old for that stuff now! Thanks for a very entertaining read!!

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