Tagged: funny-books

The best of Today in the best Order

Daisy is 10 years old today ☕️😜💃📚 but Sky doesn’t care… she is only 4! 😂 Slugs? Ahhhh, They don’t give a damn.  Busy… making love in the empty yard.  Ray is working. Kinda… Sending out his books To the libraries. Are you ready  To die From laughing? 🤪 50% is here, sunbathing in ‘september’, waiting  to be pushed  inside of the dirty mailbox – what a life! Research!😜 Or maybe...

You are under arrest! Surrender immediately!

Please, come out slowly from your car… Show me your hands! I can’t see them! What is it? The book? (reading loud) “So A-B-S-U-R-D IT MUST BE TRUE”. Well, this is a WEAPON! I’d like to see your license. Don’t have one? Only Kindle… Put your hands behind the head! GO!  x x x Thank you all for wonderful reviews for my debut book of satire and adult humour – So...