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Part 1 HEROES: Mr. Stick BuriedInHerMouth – British man Mrs. CatchAGlimpse – wife of Mr. BuriedInHerMouth Mrs. SlidingPanties – bartender Mrs. OddFart – old sick aunt Ms. Winston Che EuphoricWiggle – lady-guest Mr. PinchingAndGrunting – crime detective The Hotel Manager PLACE: Maldives, island “DeadlyDesire”; hotel 4* “HOT COCOON” x x x December 23rd Mr. BuriedInHerMouth boarded the plane to the Maldives with butterflies in his stomach and a heavy...
#dialogue 1500 words Two men, one hologram, and a woman are sitting inside of the little Martian bar with a view of red mountains, drinking some sort of beer. Bill Mercey (scratching his jaw): And how am I going to get inside of his damn Church? Doctor Kottler: Shield? Present yourself as a ‘wild, young, and innocent’ girl. WoodWord: (smiling) Or divine messenger? Bill looks so small and lonely that...
Because when I read, I don’t really read… I pop a beautiful sentence into my mouth and suck it like a fruit drop, or I sip it like a liqueur until the thought dissolves in me like alcohol, infusing brain and heart and coursing on through the veins to the root of each blood vessel. Bohumil Hrabal 1. My book ’42 Degrees of Truth: Unicorn’ (satirical poetry) is online, as ebook...
Written by Peter Manley #guestpost Congratulations! 👻🤡 You’ve got this shiny new idea for what seems like a great murder mystery novel to come… now what? It’s time to write it, of course! Getting started can probably seem like such a daunting task, especially if you’re new to the whole murder mystery writing in the first place. But have no fear, 😜 it is absolutely possible for you to turn that brilliant...
Daisy is 10 years old today ☕️😜💃📚 but Sky doesn’t care… she is only 4! 😂 Slugs? Ahhhh, They don’t give a damn. Busy… making love in the empty yard. Ray is working. Kinda… Sending out his books To the libraries. Are you ready To die From laughing? 🤪 50% is here, sunbathing in ‘september’, waiting to be pushed inside of the dirty mailbox – what a life! Research!😜 Or maybe...
Info: Shabu is the term for crystal meth in the Philippines. It is the drug of choice for 90% of the Filipino drug users. Shabu is commonly made from cheap medicines containing ephedrine. Police in the Philippines say that Shabu is often made in industrial style labs capable of producing over 1 ton per day. Rizal Park s one of the largest urban parks in Asia/Manila/. Imee – the meaning...
Guest post by Sami Reed Cleaver – Click to connect Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another. Carl Sagan We worry about the number of reacts on Facebook. The number of followers on Instagram. Buying a house, getting a car, finding love, passing exams – we worry about something ALL...
