Idea: blind tinder match between two neighbours (XIX century)
Form: poetry
He:
Sweet nymph,
your grace speaks loudly to men’s heart –
who could withstand your virgin writing?
I truly cherish all your nods and puffs
but still, would love to see… at least your hair.
In any place you wish. Please,
send my fate immediately!
Longing…
She:
My Matadore! Mr. Wisdom!
It happens way too fast.
My heart enlarges. Oh!
Is it the spring of action
or the wild desire for a hot sword?
Collecting breath inside of broken temple…
Can you feel it –
the tight rotation of ten thousand passions
Under my skin? Stop! Now!
Can’t hide from you my face,
but still believe – I wish to.
I took one hundred shots of boobs today –
am I whore?
Including silly bird and also – that idiot,
unmarked fibre, leaf of nothing,
the gross of humankind,
who lives downstairs.
Which one do you prefer?
He:
I’m happy for the first time in a hundred years.
Truly, Tinder sends me an angel – wild and devoted.
She:
Yes, I am devoted to the burning cuddles…
I hope that after seeing you in action
I would be able to get back from the Dead.
My life is boring, ah! It is my fate!
(she sends a picture)
He:
Let me see…
Awww, pink-coloured clouds of the Goddess!
My falling heart is drunk and out of mercy.
The room is bright again
and the sword is ready!
It grows, it jumps – Alas!
It gives a new refreshing meaning to my life.
She:
It is your turn, Mister Who-Never-Tried-To-Live!
No offense. I’m rude when I’m horny.
I would love love love love
to see a superior part of your body
… fighting the demons.
He:
I call it the music… of our hearts,
beating as one.
Foolish me,
Yes, me,
who still believes in love.
My balls are spinning,
shouting for your thirsty mouth.
Wait!
She:
My hair is rising and my body is moaning your name.
Pull my head closer, slam it onto steel-a-like Magic Rooster.
He:
Here he is – my strong and humble Adonis.
Crying the corals of sperm
and weeping for salvation. God bless him!
(He sends a picture)
She:
I can’t breathe! Satan!
I recognize your mustacho,
Mr. Nothing or Idiot
who lives downstairs.
The one, who sends me pink dildos
straight to the door, every Sunday.
I was planning to end up
on the back of my chair,
violently touching my Harbour –
stretching the soil of pride…
But now WHAT?
You are the destroyer! Of the lonely dreams!
Good-bye! Shutting down this chat! I am dead!
He:
I’m furious!!
Women of Tinder – what a nightmare!
Let me check the photo of your boobs again,
to calm down…
The poem Blind Tinder Match is from my upcoming book “42 Degrees of Truth: Blue Giraffe” (satirical poetry).
This is book #2 in the series (packed with erotica, but without descriptions, mostly ERO GURO + fun conversational erotica) – will be released 1st December.
My thriller Sophia von X will be released in January. I need more time to polish it.
So Absurd It Must Be True, Book #2 – will be released 1 March 2020.
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Shit just got surreal!
😂😂 damn right
Funny and adultly romantic! Nicely done!
Thank you 🙂 it was fun to write 😂😂
I’ll bet!
Ah what a nightmare.
Lol men of Tinder in XIX. So demanding.
You write Tinder the way Dante Alighieri would have.
😂 thank you 🙂 that was the point…
Spot on.
Maybe I should change to XVI century? 🧐🤨
You keep doing what you do RNB. 😉
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Break out the cartwheels! Woot!
Lol you gave me an idea for a new (book, story, poem?) => “10 best cartwheel variations after midnight” 😂
I best limber up before reading.
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I lost the plot but loved the gist of this!
There’s no plot 🤪 it’s just tinder-messaging 🙂 😅
And thank u ✌️
Too funny, Vic!
Cool 😎✌️😀 thank you
Some of the descriptions were the best. My favorite “would love to see… at least your hair. In any place you wish.” 😂
Hahaha 😂
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I’ve an idea period century ‘filthy’ Tinder would actually read like your poem! Love it! 🙂
Thank you 😃✌️🤸♂️🤸♂️🎉
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Thanks a lot and I’ll do what I can :))
My-O-My, said the Spider to the Fly!
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