Ray’s message for you today: There’s always room for more laughter, joy, and love… Wait, about love! Valentine is on the way, and I prepared a present for you all, a story about Venus de Milo (read this evening).
The quote of the day: “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.” Markus Herz
I have only 3 posts left in February. And I’m already planning the teaser for Mars – ‘fulllll speeeedddd’!
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20 January will be 1 month as I published my book So Absurd It Must Be True. I do my best to promote it, but it is very bumpy and difficult road. The book is also quite odd and only for adults (contains erotica). Almost impossible to sell an odd book, it doesn’t fit anywhere…
That’s why this April the world will meet my new book Dulcinea and The Death Code – #YA, #ADVENTURE, #FANTASY.
I’ll introduce 2 variants for the book cover, next week. It made by two different people: male and female. I hope you’ll help me to choose the best cover for Dull & Co.
The book consist of 11 long chapters and 5 separate chapters for heroes: Erik, Joel, Osa, Brolle and Louise (remember BROLLE?). Plus 7 face-illustrations.
Because Dulcinea is a narrative voice – I decided to skip a “special chapter” for her. She is already all over the book! Her friend from Sumter – Jess – also got a huge place in the story: Shrovetide football, England and kidnapping of Prince. What a girl, ouch! She doesn’t need an extra chapter!
The novel contains dark and funny poetry – from each hero. Ah, maybe even a song…
So, as you see… the book is a BOMB!
And the most hilarious part – there’s ZERO erotica.
So NOT-Ray! 😂😂
I’m introducing Erik today:
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I’m also starting a new fitness program… with Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa (plus THE TEAM, a mad one!), through the app called CENTR. I bought 3 months-set for a starter, I have to see if it works for me and if I’ll get any results. There’s a recipe collection in that app, and today on my menu is ONE-pan SALMON TACOS (home made!) with braised greens.
I’m planning to get fit before my London trip – 17th April. And my book should be published on (latest) 5th April. I decided to make a pre-order and also make it available ONLY on Amazon. I’ll format again on Vellum, myself.
But if anyone would like to read it as ePub version, just let me know and I’ll send you a copy. And yes, I do EXPECT a review in return… this world is WAY TOO TOUGH for self-publishing author Ray. Let’s try to make it a bit easier.
SPREAD LOVE! ❤️❤️😉😬
Here’s some pictures of meals I prepared during the week. Check the descriptions under each photo…
Stay healthy! ☕️💃
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