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‘The Infamous Cannoli’ (18+) – via Crook’s Eye View

‘Leave the gun, take the cannoli’ 😂✌️
HILARIOUS SHORT STORY for the ‘Best Detectives Of All Time’, 18+

Crook's Eye View

So, I was given a writing challenge. I do love a good challenge. The challenge was to write a singular note but I got creative and wrote a dialogue-driven story. With the gauntlet thrown down, I chose to pick it up.

However, this partially pornographic short story has innuendo to spare for eons. It may not be safe for work. Just letting you know up front. Without further ado, here’s the story based on the given photo (below) titled The Infamous Cannoli.

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The story:

“Okay, Mrs. Canetti, I have only one question for you: why were you tied to a boat naked with a cannoli in your hoo-hah?” the detective asked her straight up.

“What? What are talking about? There was no cannoli in my hoo-hah! That’s disgusting. And besides, I hired you to follow my husband Jack.”

“Well, I know he wanted to put his cannoli in…

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