Who gets to Live? You or Your Rules? (Luke’s MOAICHO)

“Life’s a circle. There are no lines we can cross.” F.K. Preston

What dear? Of course I’m very interested to know every detail of “why grandma’s teeth ended up in your gin&tonic”, “where your aunt left her thongs and what exactly she was doing while attacking the uncle on the dirty rest-room floor”, “how your father made all wishes come true on the 1 of January 2018” …. and I promise you, I’ll be all ears, but at first I have to share with you the most great news E.V.E.R. ->

I have a hot young therapist!!!

Yes. I go to therapy, just like everybody else here. And it’s wonderful. Really helped improve my personal dreams and professional life (which I don’t have yet). I’ve become a better person just by seeing THIS 2 times a week only:


Yeah, yeah…6-foot-tall-skinny blonde who dresses amazingly. Elegant, smile from ear to ear, soft fingers aaaaaa and the eyes of an angel.


She does seem to enjoy our therapy sessions. I think she’s attracted to me. Not so professional, I know, I know…But when you are too beautiful – nobody cares how professional you are.
Yesterday she suddenly asked me: “Luke, my wonderful prince (ok, I’m just kidding, but the rest is Very True!), do you have any life-rules or maybe belong to any group/community?” I told her that my porn addiction is a main rule for a happy life and yes, I do belong to VictoriaSecret-community, plus showed some pics on my Iphone:




Thats how I found out about MOAI. The ‘Miss-Every-Mans-Wet-Dream’ told me that a moai is an informal group created by people who commit to offer emotional, social or even financial assistance to one another.  

Are you in MOAI? If not, you should be. I’m officially inviting you to my MOAI group and here’s my 7 rules to a Happy Life:

7 Rules from Luke’s MOAICHO handbook

1. Be hot. Always.
I mean: from head to toe, and everywhere in between!
2. Don’t worry about anything.
Let my hands worry about all your problems!
3. Don’t settle for less.
Small boobs? Hm, check #1. Your body belongs to Lukes Moai group – take care about it well! Hopeless romantic? Check #2 
4. Mind your business.
Don’t push your luck or you’ll loose one Huge-Melting-Mojo-Filling in your perfect mouth.
5. Work hard (blow harder!) in the Luke’s bedroom.
We need emotional intimacy in order to be happy…
6. Be nice if Luke is asking for financial assistance.
Open your pockets…like you mean it!
7. Rules will break you as often as you break them.
 I don’t give a shit about 2-7, break them ALL, but never ever break rule #1!

So…do you have a courage to access my wonderful MOAI- group?
Yeah, courage is a risky business,dear.  It means you venture out into unknown territory with no strings attached.  It means you finally let go of deeply held beliefs about yourself that serve no purpose other than to protect and, ultimately, destroy you.  But courage also may be the catalyst that changes the course of your life for the better. 

Just try. I’m waiting you here! With a HOT members of Luke’s MOAI!



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