Two kids. Playground.
Child 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Child 2: A hamster. But my mum says I’m 10 only and I have to learn to take care about myself first and she is too busy with her job right now and she’ve seen the ants under my bed and that’s kind of an animal already. And you?
Child 1: A Degree.
Child 2: What is it?
Child 1: I’m not sure. But dad told to my grandma on the phone “First of all a master’s degree in history from Yale, then – a dog.”
Child 2: Yale! (sigh*) A nice name for a dog. Lucky you!