“You can’t heal if you hate. If hate is clouding your heart and your eyes that bitterness will also seep into your own well-being. Hate is sickness, sickness of the mind. See the world with compassion, love and hope. See it in terms of potential, and the potential for change. Let go of your hate and embrace love instead.” Akiroq Brost
Hey, my wonderful sheeps!
If you are still sleeping, or on the way to drop dead, or chilling in your bed doing nothing – wake up immediately! Do not miss the sacred truth from Luke The Healer!
I know I’ve disappeared from your radar 6 month ago. Short note: not sorry.
Here’s my story: I’ve met Jesus, yes, the real dude. He told me I have a power to heal and I shouldn’t waste that amazing gift. So I’ve decided to move to the wonderful village called Ogimi to learn all secrets of the healing and immortality from the most oldest on this Earth. Thanks to the girls who provided me with wi-fi in my small house (but with a huge bed I’ll tell ya), so I can teach you online now.
To tell you honestly, all of the above doesn’t matter! I’m here simply because I feel like a King in the land of the poor beautiful souls.
What? Yes, of course, my child. Girls are everywhere. I’m usually walking straight to the most beautiful one with the Bible in my hands (why not, I wanna impress them. A spiritual dude is “NOT a dangerous” one)! And saying: I can guide you to the wholeness and I can heal all your worries by a ‘vibrating touch’ of my wisdom. And after that I’m silently leaving my card: “Tonight 9pm in Lukes-shelter-room”.
About the cards. All are professionally made, no worries. The old chick printed them for me. I think she said she is 132 years old. And she is up to meet me at the shelter. But I told her my school is ONLY for chicks 🐣 from 20 to 25. Maybe in the next life….
So, let’s get back to my healing Academy. Usually to the Shelter coming only 10%. Why not 100%? 100% are only in the fairytales or in the movies, my dearest. In real life you’ll be happy with 10%! I am.
Wanna know about the healing process and my secrets? I have to say – it is a messy one, believe me. Takes AAAAALLLLL my energy. As you can see on my last picture – I’ve dropped some pounds, and probably some brain as well. But I’ve got the Knowledge and The Power to change your life! (read: only female lives)
My first healing practice is always – “food”. I personally prefer whiskey, but cognac is well nourished too. Especially with rice and a nice butt dancing between the flames of the fire.
Check it – my last student, Maya:
My second practice is “breath”. Mouth to mouth. Following with a Qi Gong. On the bed. I’m usually driving the girls mad by using the instructions of my Guru – Dr Yang.
Always remember: the hotter the girl – the better effect!
My third practice is “sound”. I like it when its loud in my shelter, especially after midnight. Without sound the healing process is unfinished. 😂
You know, my friend, sometimes I think I deserve a medal for all my sacrifices, but I’m too shy. Hopefully next year. I’ve already sent 127 letters to Donald Trump. I feel I’ve got good chances there…
I’ve also started to write. A book. All I could come up with so far is the name of the book: “A Happy Death.” What do you think? Very deep. And easy-promotional. Right?
What’s my next step? I think to move to Costa Rica. I like curvy girls…I feel they need my help.
Luke The Healer.
P.S. “The best thing for disturbances of the spirit is to learn. That is the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love and lose your moneys to a monster, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honor trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then–to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the poor mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting.” T.H. White, The Sword in the Stone.