London. Bar. 2 at the bar.
Barman: Are you alone here?
Woman: (looking around with a smile) Let me count all of us. What a crowdy Tuesday!
Barman: What a Cicinho!
Woman: Who is Cicinho?
Barman: Sorry…did I say it out loud? Oh, just a beautiful woman. My grandma.
That was stupid, bro. Cicinho? Really?? What if she’ll google it? But what is bad in the large breasts? But grandma…where it came from?
Barman: I meant are you alone here, in London?
Woman: No. I’m here with my husband. (pause) But right now I am alone.
Cute girls always has old and grumpy husbands, checking every their steps…She said: NOW I’m alone. I can’t do that NOW. I’m still at work!
Barman: Ah, so what you’d like to drink?
Woman: Knob Creek Neat, a bourbon.
Barman: Woww, surprises all day long! I thought you’d say a fireball cinnamon, very popular among girls.
Woman: Haha, nooo! If I’d be a guy I’d say: “I’d rather scrub my balls with a wire brush than drink Fireball”
Woman: One moment. This is Claudia.
Claudia. Two girls. AN OPPORTUNITY. Mmm, what she said about the balls? Doesn’t matter! Kinky Btch! How they sing in that famous song: “I drink whiskey and blow all guys at the bar so I’m a country girl!” Yeah, baby! Yeaaaahhhhh!
Woman: (on the phone) If a bigger hammer wont fix it, then it must be an electrical problem, darling. Ok, try it. Talk later.
Barman: Mmm, problems?
Woman: Yeah, she is always calling me when she is in the trouble.
Barman: Claudia.. is she your friend from London?
God, thank you for reading of my mind. One month without bj! Now I can get two in one day!
Barman: I have day off tomorrow, would you like to hang out with me, guys?
Woman: Haha, why not! But Claudia is my husband. Harley motorcycles and Colt 1911s! Be careful!! Oh, I have her picture on my iPhone.. (showing the pic). Here she is!
Woman: So tell me where? meet up?
Barman: Where? I am good right where I am, thanks.
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