He texted: “Fish ‘n chips tonight?”
She texted him back:
“All you want from me is a food.
The ocean of chips on your plate
Crispy, spicy, hot and salted,
Mixed with broiled tilapia parmesan.
And it’s never enough!
Not a single morning goes by without eggs:
scrambled whites with a mushrooms,
or omelet with tomatoes and peppers.
It’s the only time of the day when you pleasant in every way…
If you can’t find 9 sugared cookies or à cottage pie in ‘your pocket’ – you are going nuts. Like a child. And don’t tell me you don’t remember how you’ve tried to cut down Christmas tree in your own backyard. No. It wasn’t funny. To see you running around and screaming: ‘Please Santa, save me, all I need is a rain of potatoes and beef, because I am starving here’.
With chicken masala?
Spinach and carrots?
French onion soup
and sea food pasta?
And this is what you are calling ‘snacks’. Only!
All I think about during a day – ‘I must feed him. He wants his fancy artichokes and home-made ketchup. Perhaps in the bed. Sometimes in the morning too‘.
While other girls spending time reading fashion-sites, I’m studying new recipes from web-cooking books. I stuck between cocktails and baking.
What about the food of love? One of the kind, never to be digested…?!
He texted: I love. Chinese?
She’s angrily texted back:
You are the queen of Chinese. But after Chinese you are still hungry and I have to cook a turkey roast for you. With a wine. And by night wear a chicken-costume because only that can make your dong wake up nowadays.
Then in the middle of the night you are suddenly screaming:’what a nightmare! there are much worse things than salt and fat’…and we end up eating Mcburger and a large ice cream cone. Or two.
Then you often trying to talk in French to me and it’s terrifying. Because you don’t know French!!!!
He texted: food is good. So chinese or fish ‘n chips?
Living in Sweden/Born in USSR. Happy. Ayurvedic food. Healthy lifestyle. Dogs. Literature. Painting. Meditation/Yoga. I love my life.
"It does not matter how long you are spending on the earth, how much money you have gathered or how much attention you have received. It is the amount of positive vibration you have radiated in life that matters" A. Ray