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Love and sausage are alike. 

He texted: “Fish ‘n chips tonight?” 

She texted him back

“All you want from me is a food. 

The ocean of chips on your plate

Crispy, spicy, hot and salted,

Mixed with broiled tilapia parmesan.

And it’s never enough!

Not a single morning goes by without eggs: 

scrambled whites with a mushrooms,

or omelet with tomatoes and peppers. 

It’s the only time of the day when you pleasant in every way…

If you can’t find 9 sugared cookies or à cottage pie in ‘your pocket’ – you are going nuts. Like a child. And don’t tell me you don’t remember how you’ve tried to cut down Christmas tree in your own backyard. No. It wasn’t funny. To see you running around and screaming: ‘Please Santa, save me, all I need is a rain of potatoes and beef, because I am starving here’.

Starving? Really?
With chicken masala? 
A cod? 
Spinach and carrots? 
Baked salmon? 
Banana frittata? 
French onion soup
and sea food pasta?

And this is what you are calling ‘snacks’. Only! 

All I think about during a day – ‘I must feed him. He wants his fancy artichokes and home-made ketchup. Perhaps in the bed. Sometimes in the morning too‘. 

While other girls spending time reading fashion-sites, I’m studying new recipes from web-cooking books. I stuck between cocktails and baking. 

What about the food of love? One of the kind, never to be digested…?!

He texted: I love. Chinese? 

She’s angrily texted back

You are the queen of Chinese. But after Chinese you are still hungry and I have to cook a turkey roast for you. With a wine. And by night wear a chicken-costume because only that can make your dong wake up nowadays. 

Then in the middle of the night you are suddenly screaming:’what a nightmare! there are much worse things than salt and fat’…and we end up eating Mcburger and a large ice cream cone. Or two. 

Then you often trying to talk in French to me and it’s terrifying. Because you don’t know French!!!!

He texted: food is good. So chinese or fish ‘n chips?

SMILE :)))

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raynotbradbury

Living in Sweden/Born in USSR. Happy. Ayurvedic food. Healthy lifestyle. Dogs. Literature. Painting. Meditation/Yoga. I love my life.
"It does not matter how long you are spending on the earth, how much money you have gathered or how much attention you have received. It is the amount of positive vibration you have radiated in life that matters" A. Ray

9 replies

  1. Hello,
    Pleasure to meet you and thank you for visiting my blog page and having a follow, I appreciate it and look forward to many more reads in the future. By the way, love the theme of your blog 🙂

    Shay-lon

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    1. Haha thanks. Im sure it will be more comments and fun in the future between our posts/blogs. Great to meet u! By the way, when i see your blog-name it inspires me to write a poem about fitness haha maybe I will.

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      1. Oh goodness really?! ha that is interesting and yet makes me smile! I am happy that my blog name inspires someone! if you do write it, should share it with me, I would love to read it 🙂 thank you!

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