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If a beer could talk 

The monologue 

I know you “Can”!

Just try to hold it tighter,

Yes, T-I-G-H-T-E-R! 

Pretend you watching at the stars. 

Of course it’s rainy day, dumbass. 

That’s why it was a good idea! 

Oh! Police is here. FK MY LIFE. 

I mean your ‘life’ as well. 

We are forever bonded. 

Explain for me –

Why they never sleep? 

Too cold – they are outside!

Too hot – they are outside!

‘Outside’ is the life-style.

Don’t they hate it? Ever? 

Tell them you drinkin’ Coca-Cola 

 Yes, there’re such kind of beverages in beer-bars as well. 

And yes, alone. 

Take off your hands from Willy. 

NOW!

Well done. Good boy. 

Find something else to hold. 

No, not a belly. 

And not me. I wanna be ‘incognito’. 

At least for once! 

If this is ever possible with you…

Ok. Next step – big smile. Try it. 

Don’t be scared. 

Oh no, noooooo!!!!

NOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO!

Whats that for scary mask? 

Stand still. 

Let me listen….

Ahhhhaaaaa!

They are asking what are you doing in the park outside of kindergarten? 

Hey, dude…

I thought we are still hanging out close to the bar… Hmmm. 

Tell them you are the local teacher,

And you forgot your stuff in the class-room. 

Nooooo, don’t try to get inside of classroom through a window. 

You are the teacher! Aka smart! 

Please, stop look like imbecile!

Stop singing! 

I can’t think when your voice around me. 

Oh, don’t breathe in it!!! They’ll throw you in the jail. 

For what? 

Because you love me, Stupid! 

 

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raynotbradbury

Living in Sweden/Born in USSR. Happy. Ayurvedic food. Healthy lifestyle. Dogs. Literature. Painting. Meditation/Yoga. I love my life.
"It does not matter how long you are spending on the earth, how much money you have gathered or how much attention you have received. It is the amount of positive vibration you have radiated in life that matters" A. Ray

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